Legal
Every good webpage needs a bit of legalities, and The Page of Bob is no different (other than not
actually being a good webpage
).
Disclamer
All facts, opinions, and flat-out lies represented on this site are not in any way endorced by Bob's employers, friends, family, aquaintences, pets, furniture, appliances, readers, strangers, teachers, CDs, DVDs, video collection, aroma, or any other objects, people, or places, tangible or not, anywhere at any time. No one is responsible for anything, and really, God is to blame for everything.
Nothing on this site is necessarily true and all claims might indeed be false. For example, if I claimed
that I once ate an entire library just because I thought To Kill A Mocking Bird
was too risque for
college students, that might not be entirely true.
Privacy
PageOfBob.com respects your privacy, and as such collects very little data about you. Any and all data collected is not traced back to you and is only used for site maintenance and tracking. For example, because most of my non-bookmark visitors came from search engine searches for a very naughty thing that pointed them to the old Crossroads article (which sucked), I removed the stupid article. Now you guys can go find your perverted crap elsewhere.
PageOfBob.com does not sell nor provide your information to any third, forth, or seventh parties. PageOfBob.com is not known for having parties, and besides, no one wants the info I collect anyway. I couldn't give this crap away! (story of my life)
The following is collected and statistically analyzed:
- The browser's User-Agent string.
- Your IP address
- Time of Visit
- Status code
- Refering URL
PageOfBob.com would like to keep this data indefinitely, but Bob isn't always the brightest and sometimes mistakes the log files for emo MP3s, which he then erradicates with conviction. Not even the recycle bin can save crappy, whiny music from Bob's wrath. Sometimes even innocent log files get caught in the crossfire.
Advertising
PageOfBob.com recognizes that marketing and advertising both have a place in the free market, and
that both are integral to the economy. However, PageOfBob.com also feels that not every square inch
of the universe needs to be coopted to sell useless crap to bored and complacent people. PageOfBob.com
fears a future in which ads are tatooed inside our rectum so the doctors performing our colonoscopies
have something else to distract them. How long until our caskets have the phrase Low Cost Life
Insurance — Get Yours Today!
plastered across them to help defer the cost of an unexpected
funeral? Does my Urn really need that giant Tupperware symbol on it?
Where does it all end? At PageOfBob.com.
It is with this philosophy in mind that PageOfBob.com has a strict policy of no advertising. If you get pop-ups, pop-unders, banners, whatever while you're browsing this site, then those are from another source, and you likely need to scan your computer, or defenestrate it at your earliest convenience. Just try not to hit anybody — I dare you.
Donations
No.
PageOfBob.com is paid for by the Committee to Pay for PageOfBob.com. That committee consists of Bob. We are not accepting donations, nor do we plan to. Thanks anyway.