New Design
[2007-12-5]
One year and one month later (that's 0.05416 score later), Bob posts a blurb, changes the design, and sets the world on fire! Well, maybe not the world, but I definitely set a pile of papers on fire in the kitchen sink. When the curtains caught on fire, I realized I had made a mistake.
But I digress. The point is that Page of Bob is back and things are going to change. Not very much — but things will definitely change. Here is a quick list of changes you can expect:
- More lower-quality updates at half the price!
- An almost 30% reduction in internal bleeding!1
- More videos than ever before! That means more than one video!
- More pictures! More exclamation points! More histrionics!
- A full 66.7% increase in made-up facts & statistics!
- Three times the nudity! So nude, you'll be like,
Whoa. Now that's some serious nudity.
That's just a taste of the things I'm going to claim are to come. Of course, I'll probably just get too busy and won't implement any of the preceding, but it's nice to dream.
Unfortunately, I'm still not sure what direction the site is going to go in, so until I start making decisions and bringing content back online, things are going to be a bit bare. In the meantime, feel free to watch the intro video repeatedly until your eyes fall out. Then blog about your experience.
No. I won't link to it.
1 Results atypical. Studies suggest reading PageOfBob.com may actually increase internal bleeding in most patients. Discuss any website browsing activities with your Doctor before implementing a regiment.